Get Well Soon

30 May

I hope you getting feeling better soon Ernie

http://www.hulu.com/watch/149728/bones-36-waffle-irons

Sixes and Sevens

29 May

Blackpool got us the address of the berk, the Collector whom they want the gen on. Went with Junior and a working mate of Junior's a chap we will call Ernie. Since we can't just drive up to his gaff Junior suggested we sneak through the woods and pose as electric men.

We made it there and Ernie did a bit Jemmy to get in while Junior did a bit of the wiggly to screw up the Mains. I tried a bit of the blag to gain entry into the Collectors home. Some bit about needing to see the panels and was led to the garage. The Collector saw through my blag and locked me in the garage. Apparently the collector was fixing to burn some special book and Ernie tried stop him and things went a bit argy bargy. By the time I was able to jemmy my way out of the garage Ernie got a bit too much of the fizzle. Junior and myself were able to beat down the Collector a bit and convince him to keep Ernie from croaking.

Junior poked around a bit and it seems the Collector has been buying expensive things with a bit of the fizzle in it and destroying them. Apparently the Collector has bit of a beef with fizzle slingers. Well anyhow Junior got really stroppy and perished the Collector.

Junior did find something a bit more than pence and lint in the sofa that allows one to sling the big fizzle without the aches and pains.

A Bit Berky

28 May

I shot some video with my phone of some pisshead in a parka playing accordian.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgPQk5YbStA

Finally Some Work

28 May

I finally got to do a bit o' work for the quango. Had lunch with Junior and his boss Lord Blackpool. Apparently there is some berk who seems to be nicking artwork and what not from Junior and Blackpool's gang. I have been asked to help Junior do a bit of gen to see what berk is up to.

Dinner With the Lads

21 May

The lads from the Quango took me out to dinner. They talked me into trying a bit of chili. Curry has nothing on this. What a bunch of nutters to eat this shite.

Moving In

I had to go meet the lorry at my new gaff. Thankfully the air conditioning works to give the brass monkeys a bit of a start.

Stranger in a Strange Land

18 May

Just arrived in Austin Texas. Thought the late spring/early summer weather would be better than back east. Holy shite even through May and it is hotter than height of summer back home. Wouldn't believe the humidity here.

A Couple of Things UP Front

((1) Just in case someone in the law enforcement profession happens to stumble upon this blog don't freak out. It is a journal kept for a World of Darkness RPG.
2) I will manually insert the date on the blogs from the game which probably won't agree with the dates in the real world times.))