Sixes and Sevens

29 May

Blackpool got us the address of the berk, the Collector whom they want the gen on. Went with Junior and a working mate of Junior's a chap we will call Ernie. Since we can't just drive up to his gaff Junior suggested we sneak through the woods and pose as electric men.

We made it there and Ernie did a bit Jemmy to get in while Junior did a bit of the wiggly to screw up the Mains. I tried a bit of the blag to gain entry into the Collectors home. Some bit about needing to see the panels and was led to the garage. The Collector saw through my blag and locked me in the garage. Apparently the collector was fixing to burn some special book and Ernie tried stop him and things went a bit argy bargy. By the time I was able to jemmy my way out of the garage Ernie got a bit too much of the fizzle. Junior and myself were able to beat down the Collector a bit and convince him to keep Ernie from croaking.

Junior poked around a bit and it seems the Collector has been buying expensive things with a bit of the fizzle in it and destroying them. Apparently the Collector has bit of a beef with fizzle slingers. Well anyhow Junior got really stroppy and perished the Collector.

Junior did find something a bit more than pence and lint in the sofa that allows one to sling the big fizzle without the aches and pains.